I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear...
I have the Smiths' song of the above lyrics -This Charming Man- in my head and that in turn reminds me of Lilo & Stitch. In fact I have gone out tonight, sort of anyway, in a mild way.
And really, the most apt thing for my mood is the one below -
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine.