Friday, October 31, 2008

Masochism

I have been reading appliance manuals all day. Maybe I should celebrate Halloween by dressing as a stove. With nice tactile controls. That sounds kind of dirty, except it's literal and boring. Besides, can you imagine a sexy stove? Yeah, me either. You know why? Because stoves aren't sexy. Even stainless steel stoves. I don't care what this fancy stove is trying to tell me. Even with the black - nope - not sexy.

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