Monday, April 13, 2009

Easter Sunday

I was in DC today, and found out what it is that Americans do for Easter. Apparently, in order to celebrate the Resurrection/rebirth of nature/release from bondage, Americans go and think about the time when a self-obsessed actor from Baltimore killed the president. There were long lines outside Ford's theatre and the Peterson House.

Maybe they hope he's coming back?

3 comments:

vellaem said...
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vellaem said...

Happy post-Zombie Jesus day! If Lincoln rose again to save us from our sins, that might be ok; however, we should reinforce the caskets over Nixon and Reagan. Those braineaters shouldn't be allowed to roam the night again unchecked.

TDEC said...

Lincoln could take Nixon or Reagan. Probably not both at the same time.